I am southern, female, and I do the lawyerin’ for money.
I am very liberal and will express very liberal views on this blog. If you don’t like it, don’t read it.
If you consider yourself to be the gentile, muslin and lawngames sort, this may not be the blog for you. I am not THAT kind of a southern female. So please, people, no pearl-clutching comments/lectures about my language. In fact, if you DO comment about my language (and are NOT a parent, aunt, or uncle of mine), you may find yourself the recipient of the *GASP!* award. It is my blog. I promise that if I ever comment on YOUR blog I will not use such language (unless requested to do so), nor will I chastise you for anything that is CLEARLY mentioned and forewarned in your ‘about’ section.
All comments (save spam) will be eventually be posted, though all comments are subject to review. Don’t panic if your comment doesn’t go up immediately or in what you may consider a reasonable amount of time. I WILL get around to it. That said, if at ANY time, anyone submits a comment that I consider rude, bigoted, cruel, or otherwise inappropriate, it may not be approved. Yep, my standards, though low, are certainly subjective.
This is a benevolent dictatorship, so welcome and watch it.
I judge you when you use poor grammar. Just so you know.
Last, lest you think otherwise, I am NOT your lawyer, I am NOT giving you legal advice, I will NOT tell you what I think, I will NOT just take a quick look at something, and I will NOT give any referrals. If you want free legal advice, borrow $150,000, go to law school, and advise yourself. This is not that kind of a site and I am not that kind of a lawyer. Nonetheless, my lawyeriness compels me to state that nothing on this site constitutes legal advice or a professional opinion, and that you, the readers understand and acknowledge this. This is a personal blog and I have no contractual or professional relationship with any readers that might visit this site.