Greetings my fellow arbiters of all things awesome. It is time to glaze up another Ham of Excellence and celebrate an asskicking individual for his Outstanding Achievements in the Field of Excellence.
This fine gentleman is articulate, passionate, and brilliant; not to mention he has balls the size of Texas. When faced with the absurd hypocrisy of the Party of NO on the public option, he called their bluff and submitted a bill to kill medicare. He also stood on the House floor and said “The Republican Party is a wholly owned subsidiary of the insurance industry.” When asked if Lieberman was “a dick,” he told the truth. Truly, this man’s Ham is long overdue.
I present to you, this week’s HOE: Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY).