Grassroots Gold Mine

“If there is any profit, the money will go toward furthering the cause of conservatism.”

Sherry Phillips, Tea Party Nation founder, on the whopping $549 it will cost a person just to get into the Teabaggin’ Clustersnuggle.  From today’s NYTimes. Note that Phillips also refused to discuss the reported $100,000.00 (yes, one hundred thousand dollars) that Palin is receiving to preach fist pump spew garbled homilies hopefully just show up speak. WTF people?

A hundred grand can do a LOT of *real* good. Hell, $549.00 can do a lot of good. You know, the kind of good that doesn’t involve shelling out one’s hard-earned dollars to be crammed in a hotel with a bunch of confused and angry white people who are being scammed by money-grubbing opportunists into thinking that the soggy chicken kiev they are eating is chock full of tasty patriotism. All while certain people are making BUCKETS and BUCKETS of money off of you.


How ‘grassroots’ is that?

Couldn’t YOU do so much more with your money? Seriously, even if charity isn’t your thing, then for the love of whatever you consider holy, KEEP your dollars and either spend them on yourself and your loved ones, or donate it to a REAL candidate of YOUR choice.

And yes, I know that not all TEAfolk are white, angry, and confused. Likewise, I know that not all white, angry, and confused people are TEAfolk. But I think we can all agree that the TEA functions aren’t exactly a shining example of irenic diversity.

You can read more about the quickly disintegrating “organized” total TEA whatever here or you can read more of my mockery on the subject of teabaggery, Palin or other such shenanigoats by pretty much picking a post at random.

No thanks. I'm married.


  1. Dr. Monkey said,

    January 27, 2010 at 1:17 am

    I love how quickly this made up ‘movement’ is fracturing.

  2. January 27, 2010 at 10:27 am

    I wasn’t aware that the people who had enough free time to teabag each other outside of the courthouse on a weekday also had the money for such shenanigans. I just assumed they were unemployed, like most weekday protestors.

  3. Dusty said,

    January 27, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Grassroots? Oh hell no..AstroTurfing fuckwits fits them much better. 😉 Watching these assholes slime each other gives me great pleasure.

  4. Tengrain said,

    January 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    There will always be opportunists, ready to feed off the rubes. It’s really a shame that it has taken them this long to realize Dick Army (and others) is using them in the most cynical way possible.



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