The Moranchurian Candidate

Holy HELL people.

Meet George Hutchins:

Moran For Congress

George likes Beef-a-Roni, racism, and brightly-colored websites with a used-car-lot/flea market vibe.

George want the good people of North Carolina’s 4th District to make him, George Hutchins, their Congressman. I bet you would like to know more about this 70s porn-‘stach rockin’ straight shooter. Well, for starters, George likes Stonehenge:

Where the DEMONS Dwell...

And what voter doesn’t want a candidate that is Stonehenge-positive? But don’t think for a second that just because George’s campaign is pro-Stonehenge that it is pro-anything-non-Christian. Because George LOVES Jesus. And, more importantly Jesus AND Moses are supporting George in his run for Congress:

Holy Shit

Other important things? Well, George has been known to enjoy a hot, Roman bath:

Seriously Dude...

But this does NOT – I repeat DOES NOT mean that George is gay.  Oh no no – George HATES gays.

More holy shit

George REALLY REALLY REALLY hates gays. Apparently, the GAYS are to blame for every bad thing that ever happened to anyone anywhere in the history of ever. Surprised? So was I, until I read George’s very illuminating and scholarly treatise, which I think might be titled “Holy !!!SHIT! the !!!GAYS!!! Are Coming!!!” I have excerpted it below for your edification:

“All major civilizations, since the beginning of recorded time, have fallen into DECLINE, and DECAY, once the majority citizens of each society, had ACCEPTED GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, to be normal standards of conduct, in open public places.”

“It is uncertain, whether GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL ACCEPTANCE was the cause of the DECLINE, or if GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL ACCEPTANCE was a symptom of the DECLINE.”

“The British Empire FELL by 1946, following the Second World War, were at this time, GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, became ACCEPTED as normal public behavior, by most British citizens.”

=>”Before 1946, the British Empire Ruled the World, dictating MOST global economic markets, and had the World’s Strongest Military, until following the end of World War Two. {1939-1945}”

“The German Weimar Republic, {1919-1933}, a Democratic Government, which existed in Germany, following World War One, [1914-1918], was very tolerant, and ACCEPTED GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT, in Germany, as normal public behavior.”

=>”Germany, during the time of Weimar Republic, {1919-1933}, became so CHAOTIC, Adolf Hitler was able to march in, SUSPENDING many German Legal Civil Liberties, just in one possible route, to restore safe public order, in Germany, by putting down the Weimar Republic, resulting in countless public freedom abuses in Germany, after the FALL of the Weimar Republic, under Adolf Hitler.”

“The Greek Empire FELL to the Romans, once public GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, became ACCEPTED, as normal public behavior, by most Greeks.”

“By 400 A.D., 400 years after the birth of Christ, GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, became, ACCEPTED as normal public behavior, among most Roman Citizens.”

=>”By 400 A.D., The Roman Empire was FALLING apart, and Ebbing in all Roman areas.”

“California, during the 1950’s, 1960’s, and early 1970’s, was the BEST place on EARTH to be.”

“By the YEAR 2000, SAN FRANCISCO  GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, became, ACCEPTED as normal public behavior, among Most California Residents.”

=>”Since the YEAR 2000, California has been going down the drain, and California is NOW NOT such a GREAT place to be.”

But you know what? The WONDER!!! of George Hutchins doesn’t stop with hating the gays. George is also quite proud to be a racist. In fact, George is opposed to integration and thinks we should all have the liberty to hate and discriminate freely. Why don’t we let him explain why the Civil Rights Act is the root of much current evil:

To stop the OBAMA-NATION Socialists in Washington DC, we must first go to the root of the POISON TREE, which created all them.

This POISON TREE, is the “Social Engineering” located within the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act, to the U.S. Constitution.

The ONLY REASON, the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act passed, was due the fact, Lyndon B. JOHNSON, had many political debts owed to him, in 1964.

=> During 1964, if one did NOT repay their political debts, when they were called due, such a politician’s political career was over.

=> Lyndon B. JOHNSON called all his debts in 1964.

To DEFEAT OBAMA-NATION, we must take a close look at all of the “Social Engineering” contained in the so called 1964 Civil Rights Act, and take legal steps to remove this “Social Engineering” contained in the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act.

“Social Engineering,” includes FORCED DIVERSITY, FORCED RACIAL INTEGRATION, Affirmative Action Quotas Based on Race, and all Privileges Based on Race, which are influenced by the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act to the U.S. Constitution.

We must use all of our resources NOW, to prevent ALL future U.S. Generations from suffering under the same bondage which were forced upon all of us, due to the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act.

But don’t fret, minorities. George still welcomes your support, so long as you understand your place. Gays, of course, are not welcome at all.

George Hutchins is Afraid of THE GAY


  1. southern female lawyer said,

    December 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    I, my computer, and the entirety of the interwebs need to get one of those decontamination showers now. Seriously, this made me ill.

  2. The Queen said,

    December 3, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Oh, lord, is this guy an embarrassment. There’s just too much to address here, so I won’t attempt it. But I have to say, based on my extensive scholarly research into gay culture in California, i.e., reading 4 or 5 of Armisted Maupin’s Tales of the City series, that California, and in particular San Francisco, was pretty darned accepting of gay culture in the 60s and 70s. So why did it take 30 years for the gay rot to set in? Hmmmmm… methinks there might be more to this mystery…

    And also, he doesn’t seem to have any problem with lesbians – just “GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR.” I bet it’s because his reaction to lesbians is wanting to watch.

  3. KS said,

    December 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    You are a better person than I, SFL. I went to look at that site when TPM linked it a couple weeks ago, and I almost had an epileptic seizure and flashbacks to the old geocities/tripod website days.

    As a minority in the South (only here to attend law school and then GTFO), people who proudly trumpet themselves as “Jesse Helms” Republicans scare the everliving shit out of me.

    I also wonder, as a “Reagan Republican,” what he feels about Ronald Reagan’s 1978 opposition to a ban on GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL TEACHERS in California?

    Reading his site, I still can’t figure out what he’s against except TEH GAY, TEH NEGROE, and TEH INTELLIGENCE…

    And, as a DFH, it makes me sick that we keep losing to these guys on framing the issues.

  4. eric said,

    December 3, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    On behalf of the entire State of North Carolina, I apologize for this clown.

  5. carol said,

    December 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Stonehenge is so BUTCH!

  6. Snad said,

    December 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    O dear heaven that an is creepy looking. That caption should be revised to read

  7. December 7, 2009 at 11:40 am

    My history degree just fell off the wall and burst into flames while reading all that nonsense. Ugh.

    Also, the Mr. Gay guy in the anti-Lawson poster is smokin’ hawt. I’d vote for Lawson after seeing that poster and associating him with smokin’ hawt shirtless men.

  8. SevenCell said,

    December 10, 2009 at 8:32 am

    omg, you crack me up. Are your eyeballs crazy magnets? Where do you find this stuff? Did the shower work? Mine didn’t.

    Anyway, I’mmmm kinda wonderin’ about George. Top of the page. So he spent 4 years in the army…and decided he liked being alone with men so much that he went back in 1996 to find out what the marines were like? And all the splashy color? Maybe I’M stereotyping, but gay friends of mine have been some of the most colorful people on the planet…Sometimes when you have all those feelings buried…you explode in a morass of confusion. Its OK George…We won’t judge you. Just let it out. It’s OK to cry, George. That’s it, just let it ALL out…There there. But you should have started with the NAVY, George! Its the ships. The gentle swaying….

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