Community Activists: They Are Coming FOR YOU!!!

Yikeys!  I had NO idea what Obama was up to until I saw this website. The brilliant minds behind this site are bravely letting their voices be heard and risking being silenced by the ObamaNation to let you know (presumably because Glenn Beck told them to) that Obama is planning to arm his liberal supporters and turn them into an SS-esque military group.  

I am totally scared, y’all.  I don’t think we can pretend any longer that “community activists”  are not the largest threat to our way of life.  Right now, Obama is plotting to take away all our guns and give them to those overeducated peaceloving Phriends in Teach for America.  First they will try to educate us – THEN they will KILL us!  And ACORN is actually behind their own “demise” – trying to trick us into believing that they are being unfairly targeted and shortsightedly disbanded, when in reality they are all about to undergo costly “Face-Off” medical procedures (at taxpayer expense) so that they can be reborn as “real” Americans and infiltrate the teabagger festivities.   Also – I hear that all those hairy-armpit chicks in AmericaCorps are receiving ninja training akin to that in the Kill Bill movies.  In fact, I would not be surprised to discover that Tarentino, being an ardent supporter of the the nazi-socialist agendas of education and art, is a secret CZAR and is training thousands of treehugging hippies in the art of iaido right now.  

Hold me.

 

Ride of the Czars

Ride of the Czars

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4 Comments

  1. September 27, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    As a tree-hugging hippie, I resemble these comments.

  2. Andrea said,

    September 27, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    Can’t stop laughing, I think I peed my pants a little!!!
    Sign me up, I loves me some Tarentino and some “ninjian”.

  3. Dr. Monkey said,

    September 27, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Sweet, sweet liberal take over.

  4. southern female lawyer said,

    September 27, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    And they shall know us by the trail of dead. And cake.


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